Hilarious Video Collection.

This'll be a slowly expanding collection, I hope...XD Here's the first one.

Kick his Ass.

Irresistable Breasts.

Consent Form.

Get Glasses.

Horoscope.

Here's my horoscope for today. And it's oddly fitting. I don't usually pay much attention to horoscopes, but this one is actually pretty truthful. And it's a weird one. I mean, that can only apply to so many situations...XD

It's challenging now to tell the past from the present as your emotions speak to you from the depths of your subconscious mind. You can transform your hidden feelings into constructive actions by first allowing yourself to sink into your fantasies. Then, if any one feels better than the rest, focus on it and gently nudge your life in that direction.
Monday, March 26, 2007

I'm pretty much wallowing in memories and fantasies today. It's quiet here, everyone's out or at work. It feels like summer. It's just me and the doggies. And I have time to think and relax. And daydream about college...XD

On that note, I have a great big entry to input ASAP about my weekend at Findlay a couple days ago. It was wonderful.

But more on that later. For now, I'm heading outside to read and bask in the sunlight. :3

P.S. This is an awful headline. It could be taken completely in the wrong context..."Iran grills British sailors" -News24 Someone ought to do a better job proofreading...:/ I mean, at first I thought..."Iran grills British sailors and eats them with a side of chips." They should really rethink that one XD

On Disobedience.

"Disobedience, in the eyes of anyone who has read history, is man's original virtue. It is through disobedience and rebellion that progress has been made." -Oscar Wilde

Tell that to my mother, Mister Wilde. I just think that is positively beautiful and ultimately truthful. I've never been much into Oscar Wilde, but I think he and I may need to have a little heart-to-heart sometime soon.

Note to self: Read "Pride and Prejudice", "Scaramouche", "Gone with the Wind", and "The Picture of Dorian Grey". A.S.A.P.

Bummer.

Yeahhh, that about sums it up. :3

P.S. I am in desperate need of a prom date.

AP Biology.

What have I learned from AP Biology? Well...mostly nothing. But here's something that's sure as hell going to stick with me...


Penis Fencing.


"Flatworm reproduction is hermaphroditic, meaning each individual produces eggs and sperm. When two flatworms mate, they exchange sperm so both become fertilized. Some flatworms, such as Pseudobiceros hancockanus engage in penis fencing, in which two individuals fight, trying to pierce the skin of the other with their penises. The first to succeed inseminates the other, which must then carry and nourish the eggs."

Aren't you glad we humans don't partake in that particular sport?

Well, I am.

Don't get any sick ideas, you little freaks.

The Sugar-Free Cookie.

So, I started Weight Watchers with my mom last Thursday. And it's going pretty well. I lost six pounds, not that that's even barely a dent into my ultimate goal, but it's something at least.

Just now. I really wanted a cookie. If it can even be called a cookie...it's a sugar-free oatmeal cookie. I know. I know. "Sugar-free" and "cookie" do not even belong in the same sentence. But anyway. I decided that I'm going to do half of my biology homework before I eat that damned cookie. It was between my teeth already. I had my mouth open, cookie-in-hand, when I paused and decided this. And slipped it back into it's stupid little plastic package. And walked away.

Talk about resolve. I resisted the sugar-free cookie.

But still, it's something. Some flicker of hope for my pathetic excuse for will-power...XD

Surprise.

So, Chris just called me! And I was completely flippin' bewildered as to why she would be calling me again...

She told me that I can continue to ride Legacy, even though I can't pay for it right now. I told her absolutely, as soon as I can afford it, I'll start paying again, immediately. I'm so happy, I can't even believe it.

Thanks so much, Chris. What a wonderful lady.

Car Trouble.

How am I today?

Pretty crappy. This is what I woke up to this morning.

I was having some car trouble recently. Brakes and things. So Dad took it into the shop today and it was $850 to fix everything up. x.X...Luckily, he talked them down to $650, but...I have exactly $701.26 in my savings right now, and no job. So that's basically all my money out the window.


And I had to call Chris, Legacy's owner, and tell her I can't afford my half of the board this month...*sighs* She was pretty understanding, I think. Said I could call her back next month or this month even, if I get some money...

What a horrible day. At least my car will drive beautifully after this...

Frustrations.

I am sooo tired of filling out scholarship applications and not getting anything in return. UGH! I've been doing this since the end of sophomore year. Why won't anyone give me any money? XD

I'm taking a belly dance class at the park district as soon as I find out the info and how much it costs. Anyone want to go with me? XD