What have I learned from AP Biology? Well...mostly nothing. But here's something that's sure as hell going to stick with me...
Penis Fencing.
"Flatworm reproduction is hermaphroditic, meaning each individual produces eggs and sperm. When two flatworms mate, they exchange sperm so both become fertilized. Some flatworms, such as Pseudobiceros hancockanus engage in penis fencing, in which two individuals fight, trying to pierce the skin of the other with their penises. The first to succeed inseminates the other, which must then carry and nourish the eggs."
Aren't you glad we humans don't partake in that particular sport?
Well, I am.
Don't get any sick ideas, you little freaks.
1 comment:
I, for one, find it excruciatingly disappointing that we as humans don't take this wonderful example of passion and triumph, and apply it to our own species' habits.
Penis Fencing should not only be implicated in the private domestic affairs of couples, but in global public events as well--like the Olympics.
My only guess as to why we haven't adopted penis-fencing is probably the fact that the majority of humans aren't hermaphroditic.
If only we all had penises -_-
~Adon
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